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Help Us Caption This!

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We just couldn’t decide on the BEST caption for this photo, some of our caption ideas were:

  • “Wife / Girlfriend of the Year”
  • “FINE! Tell you friends I’ll marry you already!”
  • “Americans have their priorities right”

Some of DeShawn‘s captions:

  • “Bitch! I said Bud LIGHT!”
  • “You forgot the chicken wings wid dat? Bitch, git cho ass back out there and don’t come back til you got it straight!”
  • “The fuck you doin out there, get yo ass back in the kitchen!”
  • “BETTER not be sweatin too hard hoe, I need ALL of dat ass.”

Could’ve At Least Cleaned the Windshield Off

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The American Dream – Win Lotto, Find True Love With a Great Girl.

The American Dream   Win Lotto, Find True Love With a Great Girl.   hideous lottery winner finds love Meanwhile In America 590x575

(Tip to my “big-boned” bro: sign a pre-nup, and don’t get her preggers.)

Dirt Cheap White Women For Sale at Walmart

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The value of white women has dropped so low in America, that you can now pickup a brunette for under $10.
In fact, the price had to be lowered to $7 just to try to get rid of what was rotting away in stock. Blonds have already sold out …