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Watch Your Girl’s Eyes Light Up This Xmas When You Give Her This …

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The Way to a Man’s Heart May be Through His Stomach, But the Way to a Woman’s Heart is …

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(A.K.A. “How To Score Women“)

… and yes, that beautiful chunk of poetic vomitry is a Meanwhile, In America original.