Tag Archives: Glocks

These Days You Not Only Need Back-up, You Also Need Front-up!

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Proof That America is Trashing the English Language

Proof That America is Trashing the English Language   six hunnit fiddy dollars ebonics Meanwhile In America

… watching the English language devolve right before our eyes.

 

Who Needs Forced Seatbelt Laws When Replacements Are Gettin Spit Out Like Rabbits?

Who Needs Forced Seatbelt Laws When Replacements Are Gettin Spit Out Like Rabbits?   w2 niggas kids leeches Meanwhile In America 590x534

Need to start addin “birf” control to the water in the hoods …

 

Glock Carryin’ Granny – Who Needs Gun Control?

Glock Carryin Granny   Who Needs Gun Control?   funny gun grandma bingo MeanwhileInAmerica

Gun Control? Granny’s got a gun and ain’t afraid to use it!

It’s the Wild Wild West in ‘Murica again, gun control is out of control, and foreigners entering the country via airplane are strongly advised to stay low when departing their plane as they hear bullets whizzing by their heads. Even granny has a Glock and is throwin’ up hand-signs to show which gang she’s affiliated with. Her fellow gang members identify each other through a few different methods:

  • The scent of blood pressure medication.
  • The saggy, bumpy look of their keester’s due to their outfitting of Depends. (Their replacement for bullet-proof vests).
  • The sheer volume of griping.
  • In the case of the females, the loud calling of their horde of cats, both feral and domestic.

They often gather at Bingo Halls for pot lucks, $2 smorgasbords for dinner at 1pm, and the top of mountains sitting atop their steel-horse, the Hoveround.