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Only 1 Thing Better Than Ramen Noodles …

Only 1 Thing Better Than Ramen Noodles ...   Ramen Noodles Fat Chick Bikini Meanwhile In America 407x590

… and that’s BACON in my Ramen Noodles. There may not be bacon here but at least the Noodles are wrapped around a PIG! 🙂

Sent in by: Gwen

When You Don’t Want To Be “The Woman of His Dreams”

When You Dont Want To Be The Woman of His Dreams   game of rape Meanwhile In America
Sent in by: Anonymous

Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of “Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice” …

Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice ...   drunk white chick over toilet Meanwhile In America 559x590

… but she never told me my fiance would end up with her skirt hiked up to her assh*le, and her nose inches away from where thousands of bar-flies have dropped a deuce, on her “harmless girls’ night out”.

Sent in by: Kendra

The Way to a Man’s Heart May be Through His Stomach, But the Way to a Woman’s Heart is …

The Way to a Mans Heart May be Through His Stomach, But the Way to a Womans Heart is ...   money thirsty bitches Meanwhile In America 466x590

(A.K.A. “How To Score Women“)

… and yes, that beautiful chunk of poetic vomitry is a Meanwhile, In America original.