The value of white women has dropped so low in America, that you can now pickup a brunette for under $10. In fact, the price had to be lowered to $7 just to try to get rid of what was rotting away in stock. Blonds have already sold out …
(A.K.A. “How To Score Women“)
… and yes, that beautiful chunk of poetic vomitry is a Meanwhile, In America original.