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Momma Always Said, Girls Were Made of “Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice” …
… but she never told me my fiance would end up with her skirt hiked up to her assh*le, and her nose inches away from where thousands of bar-flies have dropped a deuce, on her “harmless girls’ night out”.
Sent in by: Kendra
“I Work 112 Hours a Week, Nigguh!”
The biggest cup o’bean is always on Wednesday.
“There aren’t enough jobs in America, I can’t get hired!”
Meanwhile, companies make 1 employee work insane amounts of hours, instead of hiring 2 people and splitting the hours in half so two people can earn money instead of 1.
Here’s to all of the overworked, underpaid Americans… Happy Humpday!
*Raises cup of coffee in a toast*